butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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