Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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