When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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