She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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