Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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