He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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