Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
is it fun? or sober?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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