then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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