I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
and she was petting her beer can
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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