i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
There r osticjed everywhere
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
