i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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