i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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