So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
