Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
This is the high leading the old right now
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Randomize
