To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I got her a Nickelback box set.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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