Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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