You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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