i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Let's paint friendship bongs
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
