guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize
