FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
