I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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