He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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