how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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