you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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