My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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