Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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