Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
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