was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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