he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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