don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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