She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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