Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
The adults are the big ones right?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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