i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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