How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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