yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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