I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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