But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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