butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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