No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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