The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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