Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Randomize
