the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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