I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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