So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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