You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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