erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
send nudes
from the living room?
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