I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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