what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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