did you get engaged???
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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