i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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