I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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