He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
The beer is more important than you right now.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
So much Jack, so little girl.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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