After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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